Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.
Jo Juldi mile woh hai gum
Jo juldi mile woh hai gum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP.
Life is like math
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
5 great people:
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
Meri to behan hai"!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Murga SARDAR tha!!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Message pe message bhejte ho,
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.

BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE HO PHONE UTHAO JULDI!
higher studies
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...
25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha
Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...
Ball to pahle se hi gol hai
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
 SMS kar sakte ho!
Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
kuch tu baat he aap mai,
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat he aap mai, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kesa laga
bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
Haqeeqat karo byaan to mazaak lagta hai,
ibadat karo jab to jhootha khwab lagta hai,
Are ye dil hai dil, aur dil ki hai ye sdaa,
aur tum kehte ho ki tumhe ye haseen ittfak lagta haiBy Shoaib
zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki
zindagi mauhtaj nhn manzilon ki, waqt har manzil dikha deta hai, kon marta hai kisi ke liya, waqt sab ko jeena sikha deta. By Luck Kumar
ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha
ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha,Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na reha,is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!By shehran ayub
kal ho na ho..
kal ho na ho...
Aaj tu hai...
Aaj ho na ho...
Ya pel tu hay...
Ya pel ho na ho...
Hum tu hia...
Hum ho na ho...
Humari dosti tu hai. By shehran ayub
HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY
HUM AAP KO KABHI KHONEY NAHIN DENGE JUDA HONA CHAHA TO BHI HONE NAHIN DENGE CHANDNI RATON MEIN AYE GI MERI YAAD MERI YAAD KE WOH PAL AAP KO SONE NAHIN DENGE By muazam
Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai By Jinbaba
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata haiBy Jinbaba
Zindagi May Hamesha Naye
Zindagi May Hamesha Naye Log Milenge,
Kahin Ziyada To Kahin Kam Milenge,
Aitbaar Zara Soch Kar Karna,
Mumkin Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum MilengeBy Jinbaba
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Phool bina.....Khushboo bekaar
Chand bina.....Chandni bekaar
Pyar bina.....Zindagi bekaar
Mere SMS bina.....Tumhara MOBILE bekaar!!!!! By neha kaushik

naha lana chahiye.
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

Tumhe kutta katega.
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...
Torch Theek hai
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!
DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
Free SMS ki scheme me!
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!
Shukriya Bhai Jan
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI
Meri taref se apko 1 "PuPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PuPPI" Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PuPPI" ko janam de hai!
Tum Haste Raho
Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!
aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..
Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi
Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..
Us se milna hi nahin dil main
Us se milna hi nahin dil main tahaiya (Irada) kar lain
Woh khud aye to bohat sard rawaiya kar lain By Javed Iqbal
Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah,
Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya,
auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya
pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,
auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya ...By Santosh
Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon
Suna hai ke us ko rubt hai kharab halon say, yehi baat hai to apne aap ko berbaad ker kay dekhtay hain. By Nazia
dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam
dosti kaa yeh paigham aap kaay naam
zindagi ki her shaam aap kaay naam
iss safar mein hamsafar hai hum dono
iss dosti ko nibhana hai aap kaa kaam By Dream Girl
 kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo
 kisi naay dil ko isqadar choo leya kay hum kisi aur ko choo naa sakay
hum tuu chaly taay dost banany aap tuu dil ki dharkan ban gaye... By Dream Girl
tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay
tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay
waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay
chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna
lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay By Dream Girl
dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani
dosti ko pluse karo,doshmani ko minus karo,khosi ko multiply karo and ghamo ko divide karo.kyia pata kal ho na ho and love ko enjoy karo BY ALA
tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai
tum ho tu ham hain,ham hai tu jaha hai warna kuch be nahi,coz there is no end 2 loveBY ALA
yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha..
yoon to zindagi sadyoon ka gumaan tha...
Dekha to ek saanse ka sara jahan tha...By Qaay
Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi
Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain , duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha.By Ali
mangta hoon to deti nahi
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka By warraich
Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai
Ik tabasum honto pay raksa hai
Koshish hai gam chopane ki
Mere ahbaab samajte hai
Mujhe adat hai muskarane ki By Butt 0300
Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din
Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din hon 10,000 saal. By Neel
Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jainga
Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay
Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay
Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay By JinBaba
sher;Phir na jane kon duao
sher;Phir na jane kon duao mai yaad karta ha,Mai dobta hon samandar uchal deta ha. perodi;Phir na jane kon gunaaho mai yaad karta hai,Main chup rehta hoon our teacher nikal deta ha. By shaheryar
zindagi main sada muskurate
zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.By Rajja
Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa
Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.By Shubo
kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke ba
kya mangu khuda se tume pane ke baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta deta hai log ,
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad. By Raj Boparai
meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona.......for RAJ from Jass

 

Repeater Rekh do
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Ashwarya rai
Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab
har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
unke haath peele ho gaye
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye
white rang ho agar mehboob ka
white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,  aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
You r my sweet SONA,
You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Dil torna humari aadat nahi,
Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
woh bewafa hai to kia howa
woh bewafa hai to kia howa .........
mat kaho bura us ko ................
jo howa so howa ....................
khush rakhy khuda us ko ...........By Sayani
Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti
Rishton Ki Baat Na Yuon Chali Hoti
Daman Mein Aag Na Yuon Lagai Hoti
Zindagi To Weyse Hi Pareshan Thi Apni
Aur Na Meri Pareshani Yuon Barhai HotiBy Sayani
chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum
chalo hum DONKEY sahi aur tum ho LION magar tumhare dum pichay se aage bhala kyoon aae tum baar baar use mun main jo lete the By Sohail
Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se
Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote By Kapil
Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera
Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera By Arooj Zafer
D se dosti, d se dushmani,
D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi, d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke, d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear. By Shumaila
Parhay likhay hotay ager
Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka By umer dilwala
Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,
Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey. By Shafia
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.By nomi meo
Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,
Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.By S ASFAR SHAH
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee,
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..By Waleed paracha
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh tu un key bachey hi kameney hai ...
jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai.......By MD Muhammad Danish
chahte hai jindgi jindgani
chahte hai jindgi jindgani aap ki aap ne hame chaha meharbani aap ki. for uma from manish
Tum milo na milo koi gam
Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi...By Baasha

Cartoon Network
Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain, Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain, Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko, aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain.
Zindagi ki rah main
Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay.... thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.
Akash ke taron main
Akash ke taron main khoya hai jahan sara, lugta hai pyara ik ik tara,in taron main sub se pyara hai ik sitara,  jo is waqt per raha hai sms hamara.
Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila
Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil gya to koi bisher gya, Jinhain manga tha duaon main, woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya.
Her sham ke bad
Her sham ke bad rat ati hai, her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai,, chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai.
Youn hi tanhai main hum
Youn hi tunhai main hum dil ko saza dete hain, naam likhte hain tera likh ker mita detey hain, yai soch ker rehne dia armaano ko dil main, mehman kabi gar se nikale nahi jate.
Punditji ne apke mobile ki
Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen.. Dhanyavad
i miss u utna jitna u miss me
i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak
Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo
Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.
chand taro ka nur aap per barse
chand taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ; aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse
Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega
Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.
Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek
Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega..
Dekh kar tumhari tirchi nazar,
Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai,
Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar..
Attack aageya hai Dil mai!!By Uzzal
Ikk Arsay say ye Ankhain sowi nahi...Hansi nahi.. rowi nahi..
Ikk Arsay say ye Ankhain sowi nahi...Hansi nahi.. rowi nahi..
mili nahi ....khooi nahi..ikk baat thi Dil main jo tum say kehi nahi ...
K App jaisa koi nahi..By Tanveer Hussain
IS RAAT KI TANHAHIYON KI BAAT
IS RAAT KI TANHAHIYON KI BAAT LIKHOON, YA DEEDAR KO TARASTI ANKHON KA HISAB LIKHOON, TUMSE DOOR RAHNE KA GHUM BAYAN KAROON, YA PHIR APNI HI ZUBAN BAND RAKHOON...By Naval Lohani From Bhopal.
Nazrein mile ek zamaana ho gayaa..
Nazrein mile ek zamaana ho gayaa....
Aisa lagta hai apna bhi koi begaana ho gayaa....
Wo to chale gaye humse door....
Lekin mushkil is dil ko samjhaana ho gayaa....!!! By Jinnu
*Hamain Logon Nay Lakh Samjhaya
*Hamain Logon Nay Lakh Samjhaya Hum Kitnay Pagal Niklay
*Jinhain  Toot  Kar  Chaha  Wohi  Hamaray  Dil K Qatil Niklay By Z.Siddiqui
*Ankhoon Sy Meri Es Liay Lali Nahi Jati
*Ankhoon Sy Meri Es Liay Lali Nahi Jati
*Yadoon Sy Koi Raat  Jo  Khali Nahi Jati
*Hamra Teray Phol Khelati Thi Jo Dil Main
*Ab  Sham  Wohi  Dard  Sy  Khali  Nahi  Jati
*Hum Jan Sy Jain Gy Tabhi Baat  Banay  Gi
*Tum  Sy   To   Koi   Rah   Nikali   Nahi  JatiBy Z.Siddiqui
jab t.v acha nan lage ghar
jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain sweet girls achi naan lagain yahan tak k mun pasand khana acha nan lagay tu ... tu kia ???"washroom jao yaar pait main garbar hai" BY Adil
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro boli\\\"Shukriya Bhai Jan\\\"By Zafar Iqbal Siddiqui
yeh dua hai tumhari zindagi
yeh dua hai tumhari zindagi sawar jaye, har nazar me bas pyaar nazar aaye, tumhe jiski talash hai,mere dost,khuda kare, wo khud tumhari talash me aaye!By baasha
Samundar bhar syllabus he.
Samundar bhar syllabus he.nadi bhar padh pate he.balti bhar yaad hota he.mug bhar likh pate he.chullu bhar no. ate he.aao doob k mar jate he By baasha
u r sweet sona...i don't want to khona..
u r sweet sona...i don't want to khona..i want a place in ur heart kona..other wise i will strat rona..atleast hello to ker lo na..By Zani
Ek Hathi Agar Nadi
Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....?Socho.....?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai..... By Krishi
Hugli Hugli
Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly
Busssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KALA karne ka tha jo too nay parhlia,AB TERA KIA HOGA RAY KALIAAAA ;)By Sweeto0
Annkhon main aanshu hain
Annkhon main aanshu hain phir bhi hum muskurate hain,
Sadaa khus hain hum ye ehsaas unhain kraate hain...
Wo kya jaane ki rote-rote muskurana kya hota hai,
Laakhon gam hote hain dil main phir bhi chehra muskura raha hota hai..
Is hansi pe na jaana e dost ye to dil main bhre gamo ka nasha hota hai,
jo chehre se jhlakta hai aur aankhon se aanshu ban ker chhlak raha hota hai. By Lucky Bisht

Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge, Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge...

Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate hai,

Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.Devours dene wale Devdas ban jate hai.Hum se Dosti karane wale, SMS expert ho jate hai
Mrs. Dahhi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company
Mrs. Dahhi & Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company to attend the marriage of their son
Kaka Gol Gappa
weds
Bibi Paapdi
(D/o Mrs. Kachori & Mr. Samosa of Tikkipuri)
at Pastry Hall, on 29th February, Near Jalebi Chowk, Papad Nagar
Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
Devdas ke babu ji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do
SMS
SMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS",,,,SMS,,,SMS,,
,,SMS,,,
SMS,,,,SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..
Idd ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai
I have a new kodak camera
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready
click
ohh ho
Dil mey rehne walo ka kabhi snap aata hai kya??
BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai.....
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI..........
Dunia jise neend kehti hai
Dunia jise neend kehti hai,
jane wo kya cheez  hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hai....
par wo aap se milne ki tarkeeb hai By Saya
Chaand hasta hai chandni muskurati hai,
Chaand hasta hai chandni muskurati hai,
aap hume yaad kare na karen....
par humen to aapki yaad aati hai  !!!!" miss U" By Saya
Chand utra tha hamare angan me,
Chand utra tha hamare angan me,
yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua,
hum bhi sitaron sekya gila kare,
jab chand hi hamra na hua  By Saya
Juban khamosh ankho me nami hai,
Juban khamosh ankho me nami hai,
Yahi  ek  Dastan-e-dosti hai ,Yu to sab zakham bhar jate hai,Kaise bharegi wo jagah jahan aap ki kami hai By Saya
YAAD RAHKO GAAY TUU
YAAD RAHKO GAAY TUU DIL KAAY PASS HAI HUM
 BHOOL JAAO GAAY TUU FASLAY HAI BHUAT....By dreamgirl
1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile
1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile le ker chalta tha chore chore chupkey chupkey Mobile main kuch dekha karta tha jab bhi milta tha mujh se yeh hi poocha kerta tha ke yeh ON kesey hota hai ....?By MD
suraj howa Madham,
suraj howa Madham,
Chand b Chalne laga,
Main tehra raha Zamin Hilne Lage,
Sajna kya ye mera Pehla Pehla Piyar Hai???????
Nalayak,Yeh PiyarNahin,
EARTHQUAKE Hai By sana mujahid
1 ladki thi deewani si,
1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko .........
lekin moblie bill se Darti By Saya
jab kabhe moosam main k
jab kabhe moosam main khushboo bikhar jaay...
jab chandni main raat nikhar ja\'ay......
jab kabhi baywaja yeh dharkan machal ja\'ay.....
tu samaj layna humnay app ko yaad kiya!!!  By Saya
Band hothon se kuchh na kahkar
Band hothon se kuchh na kahkar, ankhon se pyar jatate ho, Jab bhi aate ho, hamen hamse hi chura le jate ho.By Naval from Bhopal, India
aaj tumharey liye dil main pyar,
aaj tumharey liye dil main pyar,
tum hi layi meri zindagi main bahar,
kabhi na hona mere dil se farar,
wishing u love BAAR-BAAR! By Meg

Mosquito Song :
Mosquito Song :
Bheege hont tere,
Pyasa dunk mera,
Lage amrit sa, mujhe koon tera,
Kabhi mere saath,
Koi raat gujaar,
Tujhe subah tak me suja dunga yaar.....

Suraj pass ho na ho,
Suraj pass ho na ho, Roshni aaspas rehti hai, Chand paas ho na ho, Chandini aaspas rehti hai, Waise hi aap pas ho na ho, aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!

FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,'U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihi
hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohokuch nahi yaar bas aapki sakal yaad aa gayi
Dil me basa hai pyar tera,
Dil me basa hai pyar tera, Ankhon mein basi hai tasveer teri, jab bhi aati hai yaad teri, Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY.
Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai,
Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai, bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost, mujhse door ho raha hai.
UR MY SWEET SONA,
UR MY SWEET SONA, I DONT WANT U TO KHONA, I WANT A PLACE IN UR HEART KONA, OTHERWISE I WILL START RONA.!!
aap hamari gali mein aaye.
aap hamari gali mein aaye..thora sharmaye thora ghabraye...thora sa muskaraye phir zor se chillaye.... AALU CHHOLAY MASALAY WALAY !!!!
Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai,
Aap jaisa DOST hame kuch khas lagte hai, maam mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain, jaane kab aajaye SMS aapka, isliye MOBILE ko hamesha DIL ke paas rakhte hain!
Chorh diya hamara sath to koi gam
Chorh diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume, bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi By Tanveer Hussain
Log kahte hain ki hame
Log kahte hain ki hame aadat hain muskurane ki,
Vo kya jane, Ye bhi ek ada hain gam chhupane kiBy Tanveer Hussain
Chand se pyari chandni,
Chand se pyari chandni, chandni se bhi pyari raat
Rat se pyari zindgi, aur zindgi se bhi pyare aap....By Tanveer Hussain
tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer
tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hoon
tujhe mile bina tere haal bata sakta hoon
hai meri mohabbat main itna dum ke
apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon By Tanveer Hussain
koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse
koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse
ye aarzoo hai ek silsila bana rahe aap se
bas ek baat ki umeed hai aapse
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rahain aap se By Tanveer Hussain
Dil main ajeeb sa shor ho raha hai,
Dil main ajeeb sa shor ho raha hai,
bin sms dil bohat bor ho raha hai,
kahen aesa tu nihin ke pyara sa dost hum se dur ho raha hai. By Mukhoji
"A" ki biwi "B", "B" ki bhabhi
"A" ki biwi "B", "B" ki bhabhi "C", "C" ki beti "V", "V" ke dada"G","G" ki biwi "K", "K" ki beti "T", to batao "A" Aur "T" ka kya rishta hai....By Krish Chhadwa
"DIL BHI KYA CHEEZ HEY HUM TO
"DIL BHI KYA CHEEZ HEY HUM TO ROH MA UTAR JATAY"
 "TUMNA CHAHA HI NAHI CHAHANAY WALOON KI TARAH" By Libra 2
HO AGAR AHSAAS TO ZARA
HO AGAR AHSAAS TO ZARA KIJIYAIN MAHSOOS"
 "HAR BAAT KA IZHAR ZAROORI NAHI LAB SE"By AHMED'S UZMA
Yaado me na Dhundo Hame,
Yaado me na Dhundo Hame, Dil me bas jayeenge, milne ki tamanna ho agar DIL me MOBILE ON karo, Hum to INBOX me hi mil jayenge By Suraj

H_M… T_M… No 1 is complete without “U”
H_M… T_M… No 1 is complete without “U” nd FR_ENDSH_P will never b complete without “I”, So “U” & “I” have to be there for ever if u want HUM (,”) and (‘’) Tum 2 b frndz…

Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori
Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumhara pyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!
Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai,
Kitne jaldi yeh mulakat guzar jati hai, pyas bujhti nahi ki barsat guzar jati hai. “Apni yaado se kehdo ki yu na aaya kare, neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jati hai”.
tum achay ho ya mujh ko achay lagtay ho
tum achay ho ya mujh ko achay lagtay ho.. chehray say udaasi door kero tum hanstay achay lagtay ho..
Sms to ekv bahana hai
Sms to ekv bahana hai,irada to aapka ek lamhe churana hai,aap chahe humse baat karo na karo ,phir bhi aapki yadoon mein hamara aana jana hai.
Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi,
Aapko miss kiya ek heartbt miss ho gayi, Phir miss kiya to yaad aaya ek kiss miss ho gayi, Socha ke ab miss na karu, To jana miss na kiya to samjho life miss ho gayi!
Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,
Hum aapke ghar zaroor aayenge,Har pal aayenge,Har waqt aayenge,Har ghante aayenge,Din-raat aayenge,Aur ghanti bajakar bhaag jayenge....
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...
Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai.
Mausam ki nazakat hai,Hasraton ne pukara hai..Kaise kahe ki kitna miss karte hain Aap ko,Yeh SMS usi yaad ka ek ishara hai..
Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log 2-3 dafa  karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai....
unka...
Mobile Charge...!
usse dekhnein ki jo lo
usse dekhnein ki jo lo lagi usse dakh hi lain ga hum.Woh hazar aankh se door sahi woh hazar  parda nasheen sahiBy haseeb jalal
saans tak nahin laita hain hum
saans tak nahin laita hain hum tum ko soochtay waqt.Is kaam ko bhi hum ne kal per utha rakha hai.Rooth jate ho tu kuch aur haseen lagte ho.hum ne is liye tum ko khafa rakha haiBy haseeb jalal
jis samt bhi dakhoon lagta
jis samt bhi dakhoon lagta hai k tum ho.aye jan-e-jahan yeh koi tum sa hai k tum ho.aye jan-e-faraz itni bhi toufiq kisse thi.humein gham-e-hasti bhi gawara hai k tum ho By haseeb jalal
karm karo ya sitm karo hum gilla
karm karo ya sitm karo hum gilla nahin karte.magar hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte.mila do hak mein hum ko magar itna khayal karna. hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karteBy haseeb jalal
Duniya mein bahut gham mileinge
Duniya mein bahut gham mileinge
Sach mano achhe dost kam mileinge
Jis mod par sab chhod jayenge saath tumhara
usi mod par khadey ham milenge..By Tanveer Hussain
Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai
Lab khamosh hain aankhon se baat hoti hai
Aise hi mohabbat ki shuruwat hoti hai
Tere hi khayalon me khoye rehte hai hum
Pata nahi kab din kab raat hoti hai By Tanveer Hussain
iss duniyaa ki bheed main boohat say
iss duniyaa ki bheed main boohat say yaar milain gay
hum kia hum say bhi achay hazaar milain gay
inn achoo ki bheed main humay bhula na daina
hum kahaan app ko baar baar milain gay  By Tanveer Hussain

Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;
Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila; jise nahi mila wo, mobile patak
patak ke rone lage!

Ae item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela tha
Ae item, kesa hae? Tera bot memory aa rela tha. Ita tem ho gela hai
tere ko dekha bhi ni. Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apnko, mis to karega.
Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi,
Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi, tab hamare SMS ki baucchar
aayegi. Tanhaiyan toh tumhari to dur ho jayengi, Par kya mera bill
 bharne teri SAAS aayegi?
Teri muskan hamari kamjori hai,
Teri muskan hamari kamzori hai,
keh na para hamari majburi hai,
tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 paise kal phir kharchenge.
Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat s se ki.
Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat s se ki. S se SURAJ S se SUBAH S se
SWAGAT S se SAAZ S se SANGIT par fir s se SAMAY ne aeisi
karvat badli ki s se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka
arth s se SAANS, SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur SANKAT
ho gaya .To hum s se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye s se
thoda dur rahena mere yaro.
Friendship is vast like Universe
Friendship is vast like universe, deep like ocean, high like sky,
strong like iron, kind like mother, cute like HUM and sweet like tum
Hum woh nahi
Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main shor dain, hum woh nahi
jo tum se nata shor dain , hum woh hain, ke ager teri sanse
ruk jae,to tuj se apni sanse jorh dain.
U r my sweet sonu
U r my sweet sonu, to kya
krun Nachun,
ok !@#$%^^&*&*(()(**&^^%%$$#$#@#@@$#$%%^^&&**
(*((((*&&^%^%$$###@%^%^Ab hush ho....
itna toota hoon ki chhoone se bikhar jaooanga
itna toota hoon ki chhoone se bikhar jaooanga
ab agar aur dua dogi to mar jauanga...By masoodahmed
Ajab aarzoo anokhi talab hai
Ajab aarzoo anokhi talab hai, tujhee se tujh ko maangna chaahataa hoonBy masoodahmed
Meri dua hai k teri sabse
Meri dua hai k teri sabse nek seerat ho,Teri tarh tera dil bhi khubsurat ho,Dua se
pehle mile tujhko jo tu chahe,K khud Dua ko tere Hathon ki zarurat ho By Khawaja Faisal
Maut sat bi humey pyar
Maut sat bi humey pyar ha aor tum per bi atebhar ha daktay hain paylay kon hata ha humey dhoono ka intazar ha,,,By Luqmanshah
Bhool kar zaat tum ko yaad
Bhool kar zaat tum ko yaad kiya.Baat be baat tum ko yaad kiya.Neend bhi rhoot gaye hum se.Hum ne jis raat tum ko yaad kiya By haseeb jalal
Mohabbat karo tu dhoka na dena
Mohabbat karo tu dhoka na dena - Piyar ko ansuo ka tofa na dena - Dil se Roe koi aaoki yaad mein - Aisa kisi ko moqa na dena By iamtoyboy
girls ke college me strike
girls ke college me strike thi,boys bhi unke saath ho liye,girls ne nara lagaya hamare mange picche se awaaz aayi sindoor se bharo........By rajni&bobby
tughey bhool jane ki kooshashein
tughey bhool jane ki kooshashein kabhi kamyab na ho sakkein.Teri yaad shakh-e-ghulab thahri jo hawa chali tu lachak gaye By haseeb jalal

Mere SMS ke charche jahan
Mere SMS ke charche jahan
mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo,
mobile patak patak ke rone lage!

Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau,
Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau,
suna Saku Kuch aapko, wo andaz kahase Lau,
Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna aasan hai,,
Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kahase lau...

Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar...
Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar...
Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar...
Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar...!
Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...
  Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunune ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ke,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...
Kat rahi hai umer teri yadon ke sahare
Kat rahi hai umer teri yadon ke sahare,Gain Gubaare Fai Fuware
Is dil main yaadon ke mele hain,
Is dil main yaadon ke mele hain,Tum bin boht hum akele hain,Sub kush shor ker tum ko sms ker rahe hain,Dekho hum kitne wele hain.
Ugta hua suraj Dua de apko.
Ugta hua suraj Dua de apko. Khilta hua phool khushbu de apko, Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahin, Denewala hazar khushia de apko By Jagdeep
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi By Masood Ahmed
Wo Bewafa Hain To Kya, Mat Kaho Bura Us Ko
Wo Bewafa Hain To Kya, Mat Kaho Bura Us Ko
Ke Jo Huwa So Huwa Khush Rakhe Khuda Us Ko 
Hume Bhi Pyaar Karne Ka Khayal
Hume Bhi Pyaar Karne Ka Khayal Aaya,Jub Bhi Yeh Khayal Aya Khud Ko Akeala Paya,
Dhoonte Rahe Is Duniya Main Humsafar,Kisi Ko Dhke Baaz, Kisi Ko Bewafa Hi Paya By Masood Ahmed
TUM BIN JIYA JAE KAISSE ...
TUM BIN JIYA JAE KAISSE ...
TUM BIN RAHA JAE KAISSE...
SADIYOON SE LANMBI HAIN RATAIN...
SADIYOON SE LANMBE HAIN DIN ..
AJAO AB LAOT KAR YEH DIL KUCH KEH RAHA HAY
AJA LAOT KAR YEH DIL KUCH KEH RAHA HAYBy Masood Ahmed
shamma ro ro ke keh rahie
shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai parwanno se keh mujhe romal la do meri nak bah rahie hai By Jawad
phool khiltay rahain zindagi ki rah main
phool khiltay rahain zindagi ki rah main
hansi chamakti rahay aap ki nigah main
kadam kadam pay milay khushion ki bahar aap ko
Dil dayta hai yeh hi dua baar baar aap ko By Umer
Duaa se Qabal milay tughay jo tu chahay
Duaa se Qabal milay tughay jo tu chahay
K duaa ko khud taray haath ki zarorat hay.R.By Gurya
Koi khat nahi, koi khabar
Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi, aapko shayad rishte ki kadr nahi,hum to aapko yaad karte hai har sans ke sath, shayad aapko hamari sanson ki koi fikr nahi.By Baasha
tumein hum yaad rakhtay
tumein hum yaad rakhtay hain,Tumhari yaad se dil ka nagar abaad raktay hain,Har lamha,har waqt tumhe saath raktay hain,suhani raat huti hai tumhari baat hoti hai,aur is se abaad ralktay hain By Haseeb Jalal
Allah(sw)ny ham ko 2 eyes
Allah(sw)ny ham ko 2 eyes di hain,1 sy apni kharabian dykho or dosri sy dostoo ki achaian dykho.enjoy ur life By sajjad
Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa......
Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa......
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo.....
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi 'dalla'nahi...
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai...?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai....
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha By Manzar
Jeena terey piyar ne dobharr(mushkil) kar diya.
Jeena terey piyar ne dobharr(mushkil) kar diya...
humein appney hi ghar se beghar kar diya......
balance bacha hi nahi jo tujh ko call kartey....
eik sms tha woh bhi teri nazarr kar diya... By Manzar
nasha hum karte haiN
nasha hum karte haiN
ilzaam sharaab ko diya jaata hai
magar qasoor toh unka hai
jinka chehra humein har jaam mein nazar aata hai. By masoodahmed

Porpose karne ka naya style.
Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

sawal ka jawab yes or no
Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?
zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!
Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!
Love Kya Hai
Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.
Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain
Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hain khuli aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.
D se Dosti D se Dushman
D se Dosti D se Dushmani D se Dill D se Dill lagi D se Dewana D se Dewangi D se Dharkan D se Dar D se Dekha app ko D se Dream mein Phir B se Bekrar ho ker M se Message ker dala app ko
subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to aap ko sms kiya.
Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna
Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna,Ek ittefaq-Aapka humari zindagi mein aana,Ek haqiqat- Aap se dosti karna aur,Ek tamanna -Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....
Height of selfishnes.
Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!
Tu bada hi sweet hai re
Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"
Har koi pyaar k liye tarapta  
Har koi pyaar k liye tarapta hai,Har koi pyaar k liye rota hai mere pyaar ko ghalat nahi samjhna dost pyaar to doston mein bhi hota hai.By Mudassir
DOsti gunah hai   to hone na
DOsti gunah hai   to hone na dena Dosti Khuda hai to khone na dena karte ho dosti jab kisi se to us Dost ko kabhi rone na dena. By Mudassir
mujhy raat achi lagti hai lakin din nahin
Mujhy raat achi lagti hai lakin din nahin
Mujhy phool achay lagtay hain lakin khushboo nahin
mujhy log achy lagtay hain lakin duniya nahin
mujhy sher achay lagtay hain lakin shairee nahin
mujhy tum achay lagty ho lakin tum nahin "Sirf Tum" By Tooba
 har dua kubul nahi hoti,
 har dua kubul nahi hoti,
har aarzu puri nahi hoti,
jinke dil mein \"aap\"jaise dost rahte ho,
unke liye dhadakne bhi zaruri nahi  hoti.....By Ranjit
Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota
Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota
Har jaga rukna intazar nahin hota
Yun to milti hein hazaron se nazrein
Her nazar ka milna magar pyar nahin hota  By Masood Ahmed
Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar
Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar
her khirki ,
her darwaza dekh kar
her kamra
her daalaan dekh kar
Maan kasam ! bahot kharcha ho giya By Tooba
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya  By Masood Ahmed

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,
Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai 
YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR
wen i go wrong , need ur hand 2 correct, wen emotions bust out, need ur hand 2 catch, wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat. in short "YA HATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR"
Mushkil nahi hai Ishq ladana
Mushkil nahi hai Ishq ladana ,Us se bhi aasan nahi hai uska A Pyar pana ,phir bhi darte hai hum pyar karne se ,kyonki sabse mushkil hai usko bhulana
jab d@sti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
jab d@sti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, humko bhi k@i shaks yaad ayega, tab bh@@l jayenge zindagi ke gam@n ko, jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega...
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar lo zalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai
U may b out of my NAZAR,
U may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach
but u not out of my SOCH.
I may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u'll always b SAB KUCH 2 me!!
Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa
Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa! Aray aap to naaraaz hee ho gaey... jab aap naraz hotay hain to lagta hai k insaan aaj bhee bandar hai.! ha ha ha!
Wada karo par nibhana sikho,
Wada karo par nibhana sikho,
Chahat dil me rakho par jatana sikho,
u hi kisiko intejar na karvao,
koi agar pyar se sms kar to reply dena sikho...
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta  By kami4u
Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko
Dost ne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya, hum to wese bhi akele the, kya howa jo app ne hame ehsaas dila diya... By kami4u
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai  By kami4u
ye jo kwasho ka prnd he
ye jo kwasho ka prnd he,ise mosmo se ghrz nhe,ye ure ga apne he moj me,ise ab de ya srab de,kbhe yu bhe ho tere rubro mye a ke ye keh skon,mere hsrton ko shmar kr mere khahisho ka hisab de.By Masood
yeh jo mere ankh se lali nhe
yeh jo mere ankh se lali nhe jate,tere yad se koe rat jo khale nhe jate,to jan bhe mange to hns kr tjhe de dien,tere koe bat jo tale nhe jate..By Masood
Hum aap ko itna yaad
Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain By Masood
i miss u itna,u miss me
i miss u itna,u miss me jitna,i miss u tabse,u miss me jabse,i miss u tab tak,u miss me jab tak,u miss me na janay kab tak,but i miss u murtey dam tak By Masood
Tum nahi aaye lekin,
Tum nahi aaye lekin,Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.Kal tum hamare saath the, Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.By mlasm
Dil mein tumhari tasveer,
Dil mein tumhari tasveer,Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai.,Tumhe kya battain,Tum bin kitne akele hain. By mlasm
HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT
HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE...By mlasm
 Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi By mlasm